Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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fsomelife 26
Try saying "cow crap on a cop car" five times fast.
Gabilliam 19
You silly tit.
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Comments (105)
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
Coming from the farm background myself, I'm surprised you didn't get another ticket for "losing part of load on the road". That happened to a coworker of mine.
phreaker913 21
he deserved it. shouldn't have been following so closely
brocho 26
Dumping a load of shit on his car and obstructing his view, which could've potentially caused an accident, was not the way to handle it.
soulreaper12296 28
100% YDI. Even if it wasn't a cop falling close behind you, that makes you just as big of an asshole driver. Doing that could have just as easily caused a wreck.
Poppleton99 9
That's what you get for not pulling over and letting him pass you. If you're in a tractor of course people are going to tail you. YDI
MrErazo 10
Yup sounds like something that would happen to me ??
barlos88 19
Shitty deals, still being able to say you sprayed a cop with cow shit, worth it?
cailey1234567890 24
I certainly would never ever EVER do that on a two way. Ever. Just like I said up there, It's on a one way. Two+ lane roads.
JudgeComrade 17
By hauling cow shit, I guess you meant yourself.
HylianBadger 21
Even as a cop, there is NO reason for tailgating anyone, especially someone just trying to do their job. For some reason jackasses like that are the worst when it comes to becoming offended at anything another person does, even if they were the ones to start it. But still, you shouldn't lower yourself to their level. Even piece of shit humans like that have to get around somehow.
BigBuckHunter137 20
I've been there bud. Except it was a new convertible Mazda and the dude was not very happy.