Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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fsomelife 26
Try saying "cow crap on a cop car" five times fast.
Gabilliam 19
You silly tit.
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Comments (105)
snarkytruth 37
That really was a Moo-ving violation.
Alex Duca 11
Boooooo
Memeosaurus 14
Sounds like a crappy situation
VikingLynne 18
See yourself out.
kristinjeaneen 21
Well at least you hopefully got the cop to stop tailgating people now.
SargeRho 6
Looks like that cop got...real tired of your shit. I'll see myself out.
MidnightMusic53 37
I know how annoying it is when people tailgate, but flinging anything that could obstruct their view just puts you in an even more dangerous situation. They could go right into the back of you much easier. The best thing to do is to pull over if it is safe to do so and let the jerks pass. Hopefully both you and the cop have learned your lessons.
Ayasha_fml 12
The person would have to be a complete idiot to think that an obstructed view= "I should drive faster and possibly up into the next person's ass or an object. (a sign, curb, etc)The more likely reaction instead of speeding panic is slow down and try to pull over, get out and clean it off. FYL OP.
ThatHorse 15
You'd think that would be everyones reaction. But some idiots will actually decide that they can see "well enough" to keep driving. I know this from experience after having ridden in the car with my sister when her windshield was so frosted over you couldn't even make out the hood of the car from the drivers side.
kennethlwinter 3
Some people panic and floor it by accident. Don't speak for every driver.
PhoenixChick 26
You don't have to drive faster to cause an accident. With an obstructed view, you might not see the vehicle in front slow down for a curve, or TAKE a curve for that matter. Things can happen quickly.
Mynamewontfi 40
Tailgaters are annoying, everyone knows that. That doesn't mean you should make a road situation dangerous.
redscarf_fml 8
There's really no excuse for releasing part of your load on someone. YDI
lexos 16
You should get your Shit together op
slavka012 11
Ydi big time. That was a certified dick move. That and not moving to shoulder to let them pass. Karma is a bitch :)
cecedarling 21
After my own incident with a semi trying to bully my little car, I would have to say YDI. Just because you are a big vehicle does not mean you are entitled to the road. I'm sure the cop was probably making sure nothing bad happened behind you and then you just had to be a dick. No sympathy.
Colon_Man 17
By "bully" do you mean "how dare he be on a road I'm traveling on!" ? I don't know how many times people have tried to race around me, flash their lights, tailgate and just go completely nuts because they think I'm the slow guy and can't see the dozen cars that are bumper to bumper in front of me. I've had a guy in a classic Corvette pass me on the shoulder at highway speeds only to find that we're in the beginning of a construction zone. I once had a guy roar around me at at least 90 mph (in a 55) only to find that a slow poke state trooper was the car in front of me. We were both doing 58ish. 90% of car/semi crashes are the fault of the car. Most of them from impatience. Increasingly, from cellphone use. (I drive semi, just to be clear)
brocho 26
I agree with both 24 and 88, depending on the circumstances. Yes, a lot of cars are assholes to semis, but there are also a few semi and other big truck drivers that can be pushy too. Either way, the guy in question was wrong to do what he did.