Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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fsomelife 26
Try saying "cow crap on a cop car" five times fast.
Gabilliam 19
You silly tit.
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Comments (105)
Eddubal 0
Of ANY reason to be stopped by cops, this is the one that I want.
thejokingguy13 12
Is that against the law?
sk8erd 15
I really feel like the cop deserved it. Just because they're a cop, shouldn't give them the right to drive like an asshole. Thats just how I feel though. i'm sorry you actually got introuble. I probably would have done the same.
DoomedGemini 38
The cop was wrong, but you'd don't cause even more danger. You are covering their view, if they freak our the could cause a crash. People could die or get seriously injured because you were trying to get back at a dick.
allforfun 23
Ha, that sounds like it would have been awesome, had it NOT been a cop
StickyPickles 33
I hope thar cop gave you every ticket possible. Some asshole did that to me we'd be fighting
Colon_Man 17
I had a kid (early 20s) try that with me once. Just start coming back over. Their instinct will be to back off or drive into the ditch. Sadly, this little runt just backed off.
yukithesmith 11
How did this get past moderation?
lmbachman 23
LOL I grew up in farm country and honestly can't decide whether it's FYL or YDI ... But this priceless.
jelrid 30
#favorite
Cbnotme 20
He must've thought you forgot him with the rest of the cow shit.