Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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fsomelife 26
Try saying "cow crap on a cop car" five times fast.
Gabilliam 19
You silly tit.
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Comments (105)
Markgray2525 11
**** THE POLICE
domolovesyoshi 33
You say that till you actually need them, you ******* idiot
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Coming straight from the underground.
tomvertigo 17
What possessed you to think that was acceptable. I live in a farm town and polite etticut dictates you move the slow moving vehicle to the side of the road to allow traffic to pass.
holly_fly 34
Most places aren't like that. And if the car was so close he couldn't tell it was a cop... I'd say they both messed up XD
NYGiants1925 22
You're an asshole op.
Stuffaluffagus 25
This is probably the best thing I've read all week. Wish there were pictures
Luluthus 41
That is a very sad story. But the OP did not speed up when a car tried to pass him, he sprayed cow shit on a cop car to make him keep his distance - also not ok.
rgetting 24
You are lucky not to have been arrested.
writerchic85 26
Even if it wasn't a cop that is a terrible thing to do to someone just because they're following too close
RA91 26
The mental image of this is awesome!!! LMFAOOOOO!!!!
ndnpride88 25
Lol that's one way to piss off a police officer. Shit on him lol
yankasocky 7
Do you blame them for following closely? Tractors go like 15-20mph on the road. I hope you're not even a farmer, just a shit hauler.