Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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fsomelife 26
Try saying "cow crap on a cop car" five times fast.
Gabilliam 19
You silly tit.
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no_No_NOOO 3
Nice imagery, but begs the question ...just how happy is a pig in shit?
copydude 7
I had a car tailgating me once, I sped up to create a gap, he filled it, he was right up my ass, all I could see where headlights, I sped up he sped up. I finally dived onto the shoulder and hit my brakes, then he flipped his whoppie lights on... asshole hit me with a ticket for going 80 in a 55, this was before dash cams.
Delphos 14
Such a crappy thing to do bro
jademitch 20
Haha. Brilliant!x
Blake77_fml 19
Shitty situation xD sorry but im takin fml back to 2013 with these
serously 11
So worth it though
momac86 17
That's actually pretty awesome if I'd been the cops I wouldn't even have been mad
brocho 26
I completely agree with you, and that is so sad about your friend's wife. I fail to understand the childishness of people not wanting to be passed on the road. Yes, it is annoying when someone passes you only to slow down in front of you, but you know what you do rather than speeding up when someone tries to pass? You just pass them if need be. No big deal. I don't get the big competition to be first in line.
brocho 26
That's still potentially dangerous and not smart at all though. What if a construction zone is ahead and you don't see it until you're fairly close? Why be an idiot to people just because a few people have slowed down in front of you? Not to mention that paying too much attention to keeping someone from passing you could cause you to become distracted and cause an accident. All you have to do if someone slows down in front of you is pass them. No big deal, and not worth the fuss of pacing them. Not to mention that by intentionally keeping someone from passing can lead to road rage as well.
fictionaldiary 11
What an absolutely horrible thing to do to someone. You're an asshole and no question deserve that. I hope someone literally ***** on you.