Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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Awahso 25
At least it wasn't your head.
DocBastard 40
F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.
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Awahso 25
At least it wasn't your head.
boxbrandon11 20
Shave "moms" into the other side and "I" onto the side with F**k s
VictoriaSchultz 8
Damn. I'm sorry but that's not attractive on a girl
The_Hitdude 12
And "your" into the same side as the "I" and "F**k", or else it would have some weird incestual implications.
Trisha_aus 15
There are plenty of girls, even supermodels sometimes don't wax their arms..what is wrong with hair?!
ThisIsMyReign 4
28 - Hair in girls is just gross. That's like if guys didn't cut their nails.
lilypad7275 0
True consider yourself lucky!!!
happle 21
Good thing I shave my arms... Keeps them smooth as a bonus.
bookwormsteph 3
I see what you did there. Nice.
quirrus 9
don't be a retard.
twaumat 28
the head is next!
DocBastard 40
F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If it's visible while you're flipping someone off, your friends did good.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Shit, that wasn't meant to be a reply. *jetpacks out of here* Nothing to see here...
thisbitchlys 0
Why, doc, why.
MichellinMan 20
I like Chewbacca better. maybe that's just because I freaking love star wars.
DerekCorbett 18
OP should thank her friends for doing her a favor and giving her an excuse to wax those Sasquatch arms!
BunBunBabe 8
75, Is your picture a flying pop-tart cat?? I know that has nothing to do with this but I'm very curious
Bekll 31
It's Nyan Cat! :)
chris36taylor 2
Do you ever get a thumbed down comment..?
Heinousness 0
I see what you did there, DocBastard. Sorry, I had the urge to say it.
kira_the_boss 1
124, DocBastard will NEVER get a thumbed down comment because he is immune to them. But you are not
Zarniclopsindorf 24
Nah, check the House MD FML a while back.
mandadarling 10
sounds like a hairy situation..
olpally 33
Bad pun to use here... Keep trying though!
MrSassypants 34
Let me try then. The reason why the hair/hare lost to the tortoise is because it was ****** in the first place.
olpally 33
Hahahaha... MrSassypants, ftw!! :D
SliceOfCake 9
You made a good pun comment on the ironing board FML. Don't get cocky. I like cake.
nofearjenshere 12
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake... And it's not even my birthday.
gurly98 13
40- I want you inside my body
megamandude455 10
40 You are a lie
SkoomaKi 28
You broke the first rule: never be the first person to fall asleep around friends. Oh and I suggest waxing your arms, unless you're going for a chewbacca look?
olpally 33
Exactly... Be glad they didn't use permanent marker to fill in the shaved area of the word f**k... That would have been worse!
SephoraGypsy 15
One of my exes, woke up the following morning after a house party to hand size '**** & balls' wearing a pair of sneakers with the words "Just do it" underneath it, tattooed on his arm. The craftsmanship was amazing, but needless to say he looked like a wee bit of a dick.
DerekCorbett 18
In my opinion OP deserved it for not shaving those things to begin with!
kayla_ann0o 9
Lmao. At least you can shave your arm hair off and not look ridiculous like if it would have been your head.
defferwa 9
Oh my god. OP is a woman. That's disgusting.
ariannaimelda 7
Ouch. I guess now you'll have to shave your whole arm, which isn't so bad OP. Don't forget the other one!
jerseyboy732 16
there are PLENTY of worse places they could have shaved it
nofearjenshere 12
Where? Don't leave me hanging here! Legs? Feet? Hands??
jerseyboy732 16
you being a girl I'm sure you can think of a place.... tho if you think about it that would be kinda ironic.
KeyboardWarrior 10
But that would be ultimately pointless as nobody would see it. And it sounds like an odd form of molestation.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Easy fix. Shave your arms so nobody will see the '****'.
Lauren324 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're a girl?!?
SkoomaKi 28
No she isn't, that pink FEMALE sex symbol at the top right clearly shows she is, in fact, a boy. Duh! (Sarcasm Font)
krysxkatastrophe 14
At least she used the right 'you're'?
Trisha_aus 15
Last time I checked girls were human too...so yes, we have hair, even on our arms
MrSassypants 34
No, girls only have hair on their head and face. Absolutely no hair anywhere else. They also don't fart, shit, pee, or anything "unlady like" for that matter. OP accidentally put girl instead of boy. Jeez it's like people can't figure anything out anymore.
kayla_ann0o 9
I just farted.
Lauren324 18
I have no visible hair on my arms... Not everyone does. I just find it dirty since women are in the kitchen. ;) where they should be.
Lauren324 18
What? Girls don't fart!
Lauren324 18
23- don't contradict yourself sweetie, Saying "girls are human they have hair on their arms" then turn around and say "go for a wax" in your comment below mine.
coried91 28
42- she said go for a wax so no one would see the word ****. She also stated in her comment, "girls are human too so yes we have hair on our arms" in both her comments. You sounded like a fool because you apparently believe girls are hairless.
Trisha_aus 15
42- I don't think so..I said girls were human and therefore they have hair on their arms..then I said she should get a wax because her situation is a little different, she doesn't just have hair but the f-word on her arm, she needs to get rid of it all
limblessorphan 4
You are photoshop???
zurpzurp 4
89 - Your comment was perfect. Don't worry about people that don't have enough intelligence to figure out that we all have hair on our arms. Maybe she is just "special" in some way and has been excluded from the rest of the hairy armed population.
Lauren324 18
104... Not everyone has hair on their arms. Just because I myself, and many people I know don't have it, and the ones who do try to get rid of it. You can't base someones intelligence on a pity comment. I'm in the engineering department at my university, what are you doing?
KeyboardMe 2
I work at your university. Therefore, I am screwing you over with tuition fees! That's what I'm doing. Don't try the "I'm going to school, so I'm cool" to make your comment legit. It is out of context (especially in this conversation as an engineer) and makes me feel sorry for you.
BryanThaMan 14
Classic!! Good thing they didn't have Sharpies...
SkoomaKi 28
I remember I got a tux from my friends, except it was a sharpie-tux... I looked black for about 3 weeks.
smallsmerry123 5
LIES! Skin replaces itself after 3 days, therefore in three weeks, you would have had 7 unique sets of skin, therefore the sharpie couldn't have made you appear black for three weeks.
CursedSilent 1
Having got in trouble for drawing sharpie "tattoos" on myself in high school that stayed for weeks... I say don't assume every scientific rule applies every time. Damn sharpies, couldn't hide the colorful evidence!
mhopper 13
Rubbing alcohol gets rid of quickly, for future reference lol