Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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Awahso 25
At least it wasn't your head.
DocBastard 40
F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.
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Comments (136)
Wiebeski19 5
If your a girl that's just sick
Trisha_aus 15
So it's 'sick' because she's human and has hair on her arms?! Blasphemy
icallbullshit 3
She should shave her arms, arm hair on girls is hideous.
Shrike 24
Hey jerseyboy, I keep seeing you commenting under Kayla and defending her against anything. What's up with that, dude? It's kind of creepy. Cut it out and you might have the time to learn the difference between "your" and "you're" which I see you get wrong in nearly every comment.
CRC_101 31
I'd also consider it disturbing that you slept through being shaved.
geod69 8
Never fall asleep when friends are around
Candice0687 0
You must be heavy sleeper to have slept through it just shave your arms
perdix 31
Neither choice is the most disturbing. Considering how thick your arm hair, I live in terror imagining what's going on . . . . . . down there?!?!?
katcot99 11
Perdix, your awesome. FTW
muFilter 19
Unfortunately, 72, your awesome isn't so awesome in this case.
Soloman212 28
Jungle arms sound fine to me.
BadGirl03 0
I hope your a guy. That's gross .
katcot99 11
See the symbol, it's a girl..
BadGirl03 0
Ohh . Thens that's really gross
DerekCorbett 18
I first read this post and thinking it was a man, let out a little chuckle. Then I realized it was a girl, and was just disturbed at the amount of hair that would require. FYL OP
smileycupcake62 4
the weirdest part was when I checked the gender of OP :/
muFilter 19
Why? Did you check by lifting up her tail or something?