Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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Awahso 25
At least it wasn't your head.
DocBastard 40
F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.
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Comments (136)
picturescrazy 24
Oh wow... I felt bad for you once I noticed you were a woman. FYL ): You could always start shaving your arm hair though, as you probably already did to hide what was shaven onto it.
Calyx_fml 22
Quack. Quack.
taerts 9
... Says Lion King's Rafiki XD
alexradillo18 3
Pics or it didn't happen!!
Dnigz13 4
You must be related to chewy
worldclassrager 41
better then painting or writting it across your back or forehead...just shave your arms or wear long sleeves until it fills back...
ajeppsen 25
You look like smokey from friday
merko 8
whats the "f" word? im so confused!!
TheMathMajor 26
-.- you're on a website called FML. Think man! Think!
merko 8
i know, i was being sarcastic! lol
hateevryone 15
You need better friends. How can you not have felt that?
mhopper 13
At least it wasn't your leg! Or your face. Take a Percocet and just wax it all off!!!
shannonjnae2706 0
Invest in a full-body wax. And some new friends.