Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML
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Top comments
mandadarling 10
oh the irony..
DocBastard 40
I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron. That pun was weak. Like you.
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Comments (184)
SkoomaKi 28
Well looks like an outside toilet has to be built in the mean time, a hole or something.
boxbrandon11 20
Make a hole in the ceiling and drop in from there
linkinpark98 24
Ninja style.
you_and_me_fml 8
Better get digging!
wannaplay 1
Imagine playing Dig Dug in your bathroom! The worms and insects can be the enemies.
wannaplay 1
72- Irony. "Iron"y. "Ironboard". Get it now?
MichellinMan 20
you get a cookie just for your picture.
wierdos_rule 0
Time to start collecting bottles........
superswagbro 7
I would rather just unhinge the door.
JayJaysGirl 0
So your first reaction is to post it on FML?
mandadarling 10
oh the irony..
kikiwi_fml 9
Very punny.
Doxy 22
I'm sorry but that's actually a brilliant pun (never thought I'd say that on FML).
steven84_fml 4
priceless
kshafer08 7
One of the better puns I have seen
KRS_13 0
I can't believe it took me more than 2 seconds to get it..I think I'm going I facepalm myself now. *gets put in hall of shame*
misterjez 15
I'm so in love with number 2
raaawwwrrZ 8
I don't see how it is ironic
btnhdude 0
I'd really like to say 'before and after' @ 65 and 72's pic but I think it would turn out sounding all mean.
KeyboardWarrior 10
That's the point. IRONy. Get it?
wannaplay 1
72- Irony. "Iron"y. "Iron"board. Ironboard. Get it now?
AugustBurnsToast 14
No no guys it's ironic because the ironing board wanted to show OP who's boss to get its self esteam back. ;P ...okay I tried lol
alexup24 13
Clever girl.
shannonjnae2706 0
*A* for effort. :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
The ghosts of Tom & Jerry are at it again. This time, they chose your house as their battlefield.
KiddNYC1O 22
Tom & Jerry are dead?? =[
may651 14
Man of they aren't dead they are in their 80s. Still fighting. :)
shuoq76 10
Sounds like something that only happens in cartoons... Well no more bathroom for you... Sorry OP
max_wilder 9
Take off the door
icemonkey14 2
Since when can you take down the door from the outside the hinges are in the inside
MDM15 5
That's just IRONIC....
SliceOfCake 9
Trying a little too hard there.
nofearjenshere 12
2 said it better.
evig_fml 16
DO I SEEM MORE SERIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
KeyboardWarrior 10
JOKES are always better in CAPITALS. Right? RIGHT?
katcot99 11
Your face is ironic
KuchkaNumberOne 2
108- Wow. Where did you think of that comment? Real clever.
MichellinMan 20
EVERYTHINGS BETTER IN CAPITALS!
SloppyFlamingo 4
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
MysticKnight 3
108 - so is ur mom
MDM15 5
Wow, clearly you guys take this FML forum a little too seriously...
redwednesday 11
why is it that this guy has the same comment as 2, and gets thumbed down so much on this FML, but on every other one people repeat the same thing so many times and get thumbed up?
Doxy 22
I actually agree with 155. In one of the recent FMLs the same comment got repeated at least 4 times yet people still thumbed it up. As for this FML, if you look at the time, they posted that same comment almost at the same time. It was just unfortunate 5 came second.
Choconumm 8
Time to break down the door
Hidur 10
OP could just hack through the door with an ax and peek inside saying "here's Johnny". That's how the pros get into locked rooms, anyways..
russfml 31
Or just take out the pins in the hinges lol
howdeedoo 22
What if the pins are on the inside of the bathroom? You never know...
XHerobrineX 4
Don't even try to unscrew it. If you hit it on the top or bottom (depending on where the board is holding the door) with a "This is Sparta!!!!" kick, the door will open. Probably will need a new door though....
jazz23 2
My kinda woman lol
howdeedoo 22
That's why you take the pins out...
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Are you still in the room?
MrSassypants 34
Surviving off the mints and Splenda she stole from a resturant.
MrSassypants 34
Before anyone other than me says something, the FML doesn't say if OP is a boy or a girl so to be politicly correct, it*.
Almighty_Chris97 6
Well if they were putting away an ironing board... Must of been a she.
robertlovespi 3
Good thing your cute there #8...
wolfshadow 4
Mister SassPants, I think it would be they, as calling them it would go against saying "One who walks to the store,". Unless it's a transgender. That's what I always assume :)
Tcaret300 12
If op was in the room don't you think they'd be able to get out? I mean like you can close the board and open the door from the inside.
TruexSniper 0
Are you a dumb ass?
howdeedoo 22
I think he might be...
DocBastard 40
I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron. That pun was weak. Like you.
Cad6 24
OP, you just got steamed.
GawdamitNappa 4
I think you mean burned, as you can get burned by a clothes iron, too.
RaggleFrock 13
Thank you captain obvious.
MCTime 12
42 idk how much time you've spent ironing but most irons steam as well.
misterjez 15
How are you posting in the future when the future isn't here yet?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Shut up Nappa, always messing up. No wonder Vegeta killed you!
katcot99 11
Docbastard, win.
XHerobrineX 4
A real man admits he made a bad pun, then bounces back with a terrific burn. *clap clap clap*
Lauren324 18
Go through the window OP! If there is one... You are shit outta luck, hope you have another bathroom!
Cad6 24
Good luck taking a shit.