Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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Awahso 25
At least it wasn't your head.
DocBastard 40
F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.
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Comments (136)
Cintia07 7
It's amazing what people can sleep through! I would have woken up & punched someone if I felt them touch my arm. Don't bother me while I'm sleeping lol
Ugi 27
I also find it amazing that you slept through this. You'll either have to shave it all off or make it read "BOOK" instead. Which is at least a little less offensive. Myabe pretend you need to remember to write a novel this evening!
KiddNYC1O 22
The latter. Damn...
alwaysHAPPY116 0
Your arm hair is WAY scaryer than anything u could think of
brookie_0841 1
Are they really your friends then?
MCTime 12
Maybe they knew they needed to give her waxing advice but didn't have the courage to say it to her face. Maybe they did it because they knew she would wax it all and realize how much better it looked without "jungle hair." I would consider that a real friend.
icallbullshit 3
OMG I thought this was going to be a male fml with some distant cousin of big foot. Ydi for not shaving madam, arm hair is one of the grossest place in my opinion where a girl has body hair, after the facial kind of course.
lovepandorasaver 11
I think they did you a favor, gave you a reason to finally shave your arms. Some arm hair is perfectly fine on a woman but not that much.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Offends
Unlucky_Gun 0
See this is why I'm planning on not sleeping at my proma after party tomorrow, so my friends can't pull a prank on me
jerseyboy732 16
go away grammar nazi