Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, my workplace replaced all of the toilets in the store with automatic toilets. I have an anxiety disorder, and I can't use them. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
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comedybreak 20
How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI
Meggston 17
That's extraordinarily disgusting.
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Comments (111)
frenchiegirl1 6
It would be hilarious if it's a small workplace and everyone can see who comes and goes from the bathroom. He's clearly the party's pooper
janed0e92 9
this definitely needs a follow up... sounds pretty disgusting
matega 18
Maybe - just maybe - it is an automatic flushing toilet, and the button forces an extra flush.
russfml 31
It's possible that it is or was an automatic flusher. I know certain toilets if the sensor isn't working properly there is a backup button you can press. There's a Good chance it was just busted and he realized the button was there
lollypop624 11
Nice cashier(!)
ubersoldat 8
And how this Fml get published?
shinymaster3000 23
Don't you even check to make sure the toilet flushes? Don't you notice that you don't hear the toilets flushing?
grunt_fml 17
Maybe OP is working in a pumped-storage hydroelectricity facility and the flushing sound of the toilet usually just vanishes in all that background noise?
Saikon1357 25
Jesus Christ, that's disgusting.
bffelaberz11 3
OMG lol that's is really funny but that sucks at the same time
LeoChen 7
good job ,man ,your boss must be love you very much !