Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, my workplace replaced all of the toilets in the store with automatic toilets. I have an anxiety disorder, and I can't use them. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
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Top comments
comedybreak 20
How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI
Meggston 17
That's extraordinarily disgusting.
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Comments (111)
JustTheFacts 5
Holy Crap! I can't believe no one else said that...
sirdano 3
so you were the one putting Lincoln logs in the toilet and clogging it. nice
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How could you NOT know that? Every toilet, even an automatic one, has a manual flushing switch. I never rely on the automatic ones to flush; I push the manual button to ensure that whoever may go in after me has a clean toilet to sit on. Just...ugh, some people!
edsheerio 1
the exact time this was posted i was born, same day too thats awesome
JonDG 12
are you really that oblivious to your surroundings that you couldnt tell that the toilet had a button?? Also, wtf is wrong with you? Use your ears you dumbass. If you dont hear the toilet flush, thats because it didnt.
Brilliant66star 17
This is bad on your micro-managing employers, it means they don't give you enough time for bathroom breaks.
Cagara_fml 10
have u discovered yet that ur ass won't be whiped automatically ?
meriiica88 4
people like you are the reason I don't trust public bathrooms
JessieTaft 17
That's kinda sad
sean0930 11
And where do you work again? lol