Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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alexhaz64 4
Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!
gracehi 33
If he was smart, he didn't go home.
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Comments (163)
sportsfan20 3
Are you the same idiot that asked if stars are man made?take the keys!
BunchieRules 31
That reference doesn't really work, because OP is a man. Also, I understand that he would have been wise to take the keys, but let's think about the real idiot here: OP, who was trying to teach his son an important life skill, or OP's son, who intentionally ran a red light and drove away without him... in his dad's car. I'm sure OP didn't expect his son to be stupid enough to attempt that.
neurodoc 1
Time to look into his eyes and scream, " NO SOUP FOR YOU"
yessy729 0
What da fuuck?
LappDance 16
That probably wasn't the best time to quote Seinfeld.
yessy729 0
I'm guessing that is also his last lesson
myFMLname 8
"I wanna go fast."
loserboii 11
You must have made the most blank face ever.
jessughka 10
Little bastard. I really hope you don't let him drive anytime soon.
cougar41 8
Report car stolen
Futacy 30
He doesn't need you, he can learn all of his driving skills from Car Theft Auto.
james2398 6
I say take the keys when not looking and drive it in to the nearest yet biggest body of water and don't forget to destroy the evidence
brianjman14 23
What are you on?
MidnaLink 35
I'm guessing something very powerful!
Llama_Face89 34
Why would OP drive his own car into a lake..?
olpally 33
Ricky bobby? Lol. Nice troll son ya got there.
cobi45 2
Kick his ass off the insurance. That'll teach the little prick.
brackattack 4
I seriously doubt kicking him off insurance keeps him from driving if he is stupid enough to run an obvious red light