Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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alexhaz64 4
Well looks like he won't be allowed to take the car anymore!
gracehi 33
If he was smart, he didn't go home.
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Comments (163)
CuriousAlien 7
Take his car away, and don't let him ride in yours. It's time somebody learns how to walk!
lexieloumommy2 6
He would never get a drivers license after a stunt like that. I wouldn't allow it!
akiahara 14
my kid wouldn't be allowed to drive my car anymore, and I hope he wants to buy his own clunker.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Looks like he still didn't learn how to share
james2398 6
Do u know who u are talking to bethrock that is thee NOOR THE ONE AND ONLY I say give her or him better respect
jesustitts 20
Ground the shit out of him and then bet his ass!
ByronJess 17
I'm pretty sure that gambling your child away is illegal. Not to mention, nobody would want to make a bet with OP if they knew their winnings would be his ignorant son.
jesustitts 20
I meant beat. Oh well, too late now. But you're right it probably isn't legal.
theannak 7
I hope when you finally made it home, you beat the shit out of him, and then knocked the sense back in. My kid would remember that for the rest of their lives, as the day they chose to **** with the wrong parent.
GoldenGrizzly 7
My step-sister pulled this at age 17. I was 15 at the time and my step-mom had gotten Krissy this amazing Prius while my mom, who is poor, got me a vespa. Guess who got to sell the vespa and keep the money for gas to go in my awesome Prius? Me. She walked for the rest of her time in the house or took the bus since I was forbidden from giving her a ride to "teach her a lesson."
james2398 6
Man bethrockya is one bitch I seen her everywhere being such a bitchy bitching BITCH
relaxinjackson87 3
YDI for raising your child to be a little shit.