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Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
amayasoma
Houma, United States
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Anonymous
United States
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Donezoo
United States
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
trying2breathe
United States
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Messy
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
ScrewedForCheapBag
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sacramento, United States
Loot
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Eli
United States
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
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silentbabydeer 10
At least they are considerate enough not to procreate.
BurnInDemonFire 39
When you're desperate to not have kids, but like to smoke after sexy times.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
When you're desperate to not have kids, but like to smoke after sexy times.
silentbabydeer 10
At least they are considerate enough not to procreate.
manb91uk 22
Cold-hearted wankers...
Allie614032 34
The necessities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Charlie Given 28
think of people you would know that would know you had that in your glove box that's your thief 🤔
Yudith 28
You know how it is; you finally found a willing girl, you head to her place and you find out that you forgot to buy condoms. She doesn't have any either. All stores in the area are closed. Of course you'll do the logical thing; breaking and entering into cars next to your area and checking each and every glovebox until you hit jackpot.
Zachary David Philip 12
Dirty Mike and the boyz strike again.
disturbedgd 26
.... Did you want them to take more?
Xeebar 28
Doesn't really seem like too big a loss or an FML IMO...
EmDizzle2007 28
at that point the ***** personal, ya know?? you broke in and saw I had NOTHING and said "**** it" and took whatever you could find. I hope the condoms break and the lighter explode in his/her face.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like someone is going to have a hot night!