Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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lajaynay 15
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
missyj0 12
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
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Comments (300)
bccaper 3
just be sure my to tell his friends, he'll never live it down... ever
symphonicmaiden 4
He was probably nervous; either that or your bra is a piece of crap. You deserved it.
BloodyMary666 24
Poor guy...
LochNessMonsterr 3
Boys who cry = Gross.
silversonic75 6
Seems like he was already worried enough from the beginning. And failing at something repeated doesn't really give a guy a boost of confidence. And you blame him for messing up the mood? He was already crying, and then you got mad at him? How do you see this situation as being worse for YOU? He seems like the one who really suffered. Girls don't usually consider the fact that guys have feelings too. You should have at least tried to cheer him up somehow. I'm just saying, love shouldn't be one-sided...
Tandycane 5
Awe, poor boy. Really? You couldn't help the dude out? "No, honey it's okay. The hooks go THIS way. See?"
Tabzz 7
Cmon, give the poor guy a break, it sounds like he was nervous that's all! I think that's cute! He was obviously trying to get things really right and impress you if he was so upset to the extent he cried.
Lisianthus 13
Clearly he was just nervous. I don't understand why some people are so inconsiderate for other peoples feelings.
Karnezar 2
It's not hard to get a bra off. I got my girlfriend's bra off my first time easily :/
Skepticaalx 11
aw, that's kind of cute. Its his first time give him a break :)