Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
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caancoha 0
You brought it on yourself... I'm a lesbian, too, but I'm polite enough to avert my eyes if a friend changes in front of me. Sounds like you were giving her a free show, though.
timtam24 0
hmm you'd think it would have come up before then..
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sthomp0291 0
"I don't see what the big deal is. She's a lesbian not a rapist. Take it as a compliment that she thinks that you're hot." um.....yeah....so whenever I see an old guy standing outside my window leering at me I should just take it as a compliment. I mean he's just a stalker/peeping tom who is making me feel uncomfortable in my home (dorm/apartment) not a rapist... your logic is infallible......
sthomp0291 0
the point is, she is supposed to feel comfortable in her own room, and when you cant change without feeling eyes on you, its creepy. it doesnt mean she's a homophobe, it means common courtesy dictates that you avert your eyes when others are changing unless they are making a blatant invitation for you to look, which I dont think that was the case here. i had a bisexual roommate, and i didnt care, but if i caught her staring at me like that, it would definitely make me uncomfortable. and since i lived in a dorm with a hall bath, it would have been really inconvenient to have to use a hall bathroom stall to change because you arent comfortable doing it in your own room.
Sayidfas 0
And then the wa wa pedal comes in...
TItan160 0
I would say your not ****** cuz apparently you're hot otherwise she would have looked away
Ruddah_Bagga 0
So tell us. Did she **** your life?
PiePants 0
Lawl
GreenChemicalBoy 0
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........being a guy, room for one more????
j8t 0
sounds like a good time
brandothemando 0
that's hot
Giant85 0
sounds like a Porno in the making and I can't see any comments