Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went on a date. I'm a big Disney fan, so naturally the topic came up. He said, "The only Disney movie I didn't really like was Pocahontas." I have a Pocahontas tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend was finally in the mood, when all of a sudden I start hearing loud demands for Elmo. By the time I got the movie started for my son, my girlfriend was completely asleep, in her négligée. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
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def10nes 0
Your life doesn't suck. You have someone that wants to watch a fun, charming movie with you. Appreciate your lady ... you have one. The meaning of life isn't sex.
LiishaNiinahx 0
disney movies are amazing ;D <3
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Comments (138)
cartez2gs 3
dude you you jack off in her hair and tell her it's her tiara!!!! rofl.
ItsmeRJ_ 0
Isnt there an FML where they had sex while actually watching disney?
marinus_fml 20
Yea it was something like, 'the only way I can make my boyfriend longer than a minute is to let him watch cartoons while having sex.'
yipee 0
omg that is RIGHT NOW i am watching the princess and the frog right now at 9:03 pm in california wow well any1 just bored
purpuroni 0
hahaha awsome!
Aeope 0
Aeope, keep being awesome.
christyxoxo 8
op, shut the fuuck up. disney movies rule! <333. be happy she likes to be a kid. all you want to do is get into her panties.
DiorDollie 3
+1
jessbobessy09 0
LOVE THAT MOBIE:))
Draminicaus 0
Lmfao! this entire thread here is hilarious. Keep it up, guys. lol Yeah, I know the irony. lol
blaze_1492 0
Get the **** out!!! That sucks low-key
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Worst Disney movie ever!