Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Toucan_Sam 0
Yes, #2. That would be the reason that it's funny and it's an FML.
xxgfxx90 0
At least he thought you were cute...
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Comments (41)
no1askdu 5
cuz she obviously looks like a my mom
Luckster 0
I think I love you! Best comment yet on this FML!
kyle_kbo20 0
yeah you know it. thats my ******* hobby. NOT
halliewouldyoutu 0
WIN!
halliewouldyoutu 0
WIN!
kezzstar 0
Don't see how making a new friend is an FML. Besides, guys tend to gravitate to girls that hang out with guys so who knows......?
airplanefood 0
I agree with everything you're saying except that it's easier for girls to get hot guys. I see wayyy more ugly guys + hot girls than I do ugly girls + hot guys. Unless you just meant that once you're hot, you can get ANY guy you want but a hot guy can't get any girl he wants, which I agree with.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
:/
kellster 2
"NotCuteEnough"? Really? How about "NotMaleEnough"? How can you possibly take someone else's sexual orientation personally?? That's completely ridiculous and self-centered. Okay, so it sucks that you found out that a cute guy is gay or otherwise unavailable. But it's not like your being any cuter or less cute is going to have any effect on that whatsoever. That's just ignorance on your part. Meanwhile, he was nice enough to let you know, in a way that was both not hurtful but actually complimentary, that he's not on the market for anyone, male or female, and meanwhile you might have made yourself a good friend. The point of this: his being gay is not about you. If he was straight, it might be, but this is the one circumstance in which is was absolutely 100% NOT about you.
MaddogTotten 0
Threesome??? Just saying. And really, are girls that put off by a challenge? Just because he is gay doesn't mean that he isn't still a guy. I've swayed plenty of lesbians, but then again I enjoy the challenge. You aren't going to make him not gay, but that doesn't mean that he won't consider getting freaky.
waterynuggets 0
Damn, I thought this was pimpin88 for a split second. What a ******* disappointment.