Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
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Vertoule 7
Man, those were some sweet pics!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Aren't you just a genius!!
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Comments (121)
Nonamerequired 0
That's why you double check the number.
no1askdu 5
no one double checks anymore...its so over-rated
xxchilloutxx 0
Never heard of bluetooth? It's free too!
HahaYDI 0
The only thing that could make this better is if she sent them to her mom
onigiriqueen 0
More importantly... why would she be texting to her new phone, anyway? I don't understand the purpose. Like... just, why?
ariean 0
agreed. the new phone you'd think has bluetooth or infrared, or uploading to your computer, or even plain old memory card swapping. maybe the old phone cant be that primitive if it has a camera. but you definitely deserve it for keeping dirty pics of urself on your phone, and for transferring it to your new phone. keep the trash with the trash.
Teejay123 0
YDI for calling it a 'cell phone'
panthersrule95 0
not all phones can beam stuff thru bluetooth. like the iPhone
Plumppotato 3
HAH. mom.
kangarooowner21 0
but then just email them and its pretty hard to punch in the wrong email
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Yeah y did u have two active phones? U must have gotten a new number as well. Y not get a memory card while u're at it?
minkledoo22 0
@ 40- nah, sending it to her grandma would be funny... then finding out her grandma printed them and made life sized posters.... silly gramma!!!
Remegy 3
that must be one lucky dude who got your pictures... you should SO call the number and see what happens next
Lachiew 11
shut the **** up. its still a cell phone.
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Aren't you just a genius!!
scarlett29 0
Ahaha, real smooth.
teehee520 0
You'd think you know your own number.
fluffypoo09 0
it might have been a new number... maybe OP recently moved to a different state or something.
live_laugh_learn 0
Ouu that sucks. Hopefully the person you sent it to died or something and was unable to receive the picture messages Hunny. ;)
n4vz 0
lol YDI for taking dirty photos. Dirty photos always manage to get seen by everyone its a fact
ledandelion 0
Ha, organisedchaos, I was about to say that. Such a weird thing to say. "Yeah, I hope that the person died a week ago so they can;t see a stranger's embarassing naked pictures. Humiliation>Human Life."
Vaetrus 0
I dunno, that seems a fair assessment of how people prioritize nowadays. Still FYL for adding more self "dirty" camera phone pictures to the world.
acenima 0
haha u failed
Vertoule 7
Man, those were some sweet pics!
funnyshit432 0
haha!
Arcterion 0
You can accidentally send 'em to me, too. ;D
LASERZ7 4
perv
thelocho 0
wouldn't you realize after the first picture didn't send? no lets get those dirty one outta the way first!
ABbaby 10
LMFAO!!! WIN
THysios 2
picture msgs can take a while to send and if she sent them all within a minute or two of each other u wouldnt notice
unfortunate_13 5
how can you not know your own number? it's not that hard to remember you know... I say YDI