Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Won't get fooled again
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Shopping spree
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Bad guy
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Toucan_Sam 0
Yes, #2. That would be the reason that it's funny and it's an FML.
xxgfxx90 0
At least he thought you were cute...
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Comments (41)
cinderous 0
Maybe if you weren't so loose friendship would have crossed your mind instead of FML. YDI
MaddogTotten 0
People should stop ragging on the chick for wanting to hook up with some guy. The last thing I am going to accuse women of is being to readily accessible to guys. It's hard enough to get laid when you're in school, don't make it harder than it has to be.
cinderous 0
Maybe she should just accept things and move on instead of complaining about them.
sux2beU 0
I'm an ugly butch
emelia_fml 0
I don't see how this is an FML =P So one guy doesn't want you. So what?
Nadiateher 2
lol that sucks! and thats pretty funny [:
markh110 0
I don't get why this is a reason your entire life is ****** lol, but anyway...
Atropos_fml 0
So a guy didn't want to date you because you have a vag? That makes your life ******? Huh.
Atropos_fml 0
AND you think it's because you're "not cute enough"? Jeez, get over it. Find some other boy.
JustALesbian 16
That's not much of an FML