Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
Top comments
thatguyyx 4
Report that. Wrongful termination is illegal, and you can sue. I doubt "no enough experience with fun spiritual" will hol up in court. Especially in court.
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
uh... WHAT?
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Comments (113)
angel55033 12
that doesn't even make a grammatically correct sentence fyl lol
Kitten16 0
Uhhhh...
lolitaababy 0
is your boss Michael Scott??? that bites!
fmlsbree24 0
wtf who gets fired for crap like that ,your prob better off without that job.but you should take them to court .
grrrkgrrrl 0
Boss wanted tantric sex.
mad_hatter0666 22
I think he was just kidding, lol.
SparkleShotsxo 0
Your picture has always creeped me out, until yesterday when I was birthday card shopping and found this. immediately thought of you.
Zombie65 0
ok so take his email to HR and tell them you turned down his "advances" toward you and next thing you know email firing you :-|
steezyjustice 0
everyone seems to take things really seriously on fml.
ktwynn 6
Well this can be easily fixed... GET EXPERIENCE WITH FUN SPIRITUAL!!!!!! Lã Dur!!!!!!!