Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
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Top comments
thatguyyx 4
Report that. Wrongful termination is illegal, and you can sue. I doubt "no enough experience with fun spiritual" will hol up in court. Especially in court.
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
uh... WHAT?
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Comments (113)
KatieKhaos 0
Boner's comment got moderated?! Nooo!!
nonynony 0
Any chance this was some sort of auto-correct mistake? (Or that he completely typed the wrong thing by accident, as some people do when they try to type and talk at the same time?)
robberry 11
Do you live in an "employment at will" state?
ICut 0
thank you for pointing this out cause no one else did and it was what I was thinking :)
RedPillSucks 33
Pendatik, Obviously you're not privy to the secret effort to get the rest of the EU to become US states. We do it by sending our corporations first (Euro Disney, Wallmart, McDonalds). When they beg for mercy, we relent, after charging an "entry fee". Soon, the world will be ours. The 77 united states of america will own the world (except for Canada, China, Africa, South America, New Zealand, Australia, etc... But we'll get them too)
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
so basically they said he's too boring for the job? What?
Mysanitywins 10
Poor Boners. You will be missed.
CallMeHush 1
Channel "The Church Lady"!
Elphieba 4
Awww Thats when you know your boss hates you! Good luck job surfing. ;)
Shinygirlnz 1
To be fair, nobody has enough experience with fun spiritual washing machine apple monkey.
explodingmuffint 0
who's next in the moderation attack? sure it starts with boners.. then it moves on and up the chain! no more wit, no more sarcasm! only spray on tans and grammar Nazi 'tards will prevail!
elizabod 0
was your job title 'spiritual fun advisor'? if so, then he was probably right