Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that one of my subordinates, who is whiny, incompetent, undermining, the definition of passive-aggressive and stupid, was given a pay raise. She now makes more than me. My boss values a complete moron over me. FML
Today, I found out someone doing the exact same job as me at work is making $900 more than me on their paycheck. The only reason is because when he messes up, he blames it on me. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left-handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML
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Top comments
cazziuz1983 9
Pretty typical actually, happens like that all the time
Charlie Given 28
Stop helping her either she'll fail on her own for not doing her work or she's smart enough to get you to do the work for her
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Comments (9)
cazziuz1983 9
Pretty typical actually, happens like that all the time
RichardPencil 32
She knows how to delegate. Give her a raise!
Laurea Lindroos 8
Jealous?
Charlie Given 28
Stop helping her either she'll fail on her own for not doing her work or she's smart enough to get you to do the work for her
alycion 39
Apparently she’s good at negotiating salaries.
bloopaloop 27
I bet she gives good head
Sad_Happy_Gorl 7
Maybe she knows how to use commas correctly
AmbrosiaFan 19
Welcome to adulthood. I've worked at a place for six years, starting at $9/hr making my way to $18 an hour. The guy they hired who can never come in on time got paid more than I did. I was NOT happy.