Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
Karma_Kungfu 0
obviously you did something to make this hapoen.. ydi
cornielious 1
What did you do!?
trippythehippy 6
That's kinda trashy
bobbymiles67 0
I don't know you but normally when some does that. It's because your a douche
mrnuleef 7
You must have been the office douchebag, but still, i dont think anyone deserves that much of a public humiliation in any workplace
esmi65 2
This is something that would never happen in the Netherlands, untill now. The Government is talking about changing the law to make it easier to fire people. This is really a horrible way to treat anybody, no matter how bad you did your job.... I feel sorry for you. If you did something that justifies you being fired, then now you have a possibility to change your way of working! Good luck!
westcoastkp 13
love that movie.
Ajwc101 24
Popaler
Ajwc101 24
*I take it you weren't that popular at work, either way FYL.
hateevryone 15
Damn, what did you do?