Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
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Top comments
pcentral 17
That's the spirit! ;)
gracehi 33
Tequila makes her clothes fall off!
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Comments (105)
nismochick90 6
Unfortunately I can relate! =|
patrickalamo 48
How proud your mother must be. Time to take out a second load of trash.
gottalovecondoms 0
If you can relate you have something wrong with you.
thawny_fml 21
Simple fix. Don't drink. Only a bogan or alco would consider that a hard solution.
AClassActx3 7
While I don't get drunk or condone that being an excuse to get naked.. I dont really like clothes either. OP YDI for not being lady like about it. Naked it for your privacy. I hope you from now on stay away from over doing drinking
LowLives 9
Erm OP is Male...
R3TROxLOV3 32
43- OP is a man so.. I imagine it would be hard for him to behave "lady like."
Sliver1991 26
It's completely possible for a man to be lady like, it's just not really welcomed most of the time. Not that OP should be lady like around his future father-in-law.
KiddNYC1O 22
Some males act lady-like.
pcentral 17
That's the spirit! ;)
zandalee 20
You drunk bro?
lonkite101 14
16- You care bro?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
You jealous bro?!
iloveshim 14
Why do I get the feeling that he's only getting thumbs up because he's sexy as hell?
bfsd42 20
You got a shirt bro?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
70- you wet bro?
sexcAli 7
Lol screw clothes.
sexygurllolz 1
says the virgin
kut19 6
Please say you're wearing pants in your profile picture.
dressedskeleton 10
Lol no put your back clothes on.
unlucky90 4
Wow....channeling your inner Anthony Weiner much?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I don't think he asked for comments on his profile picture. Go about your business.
CoconutOil 7
56, he didn't personally ask for it. However, his picture sure did!!
corinna12124 0
Hopefully he is :/
gracehi 33
Tequila makes her clothes fall off!
gracehi 33
...Or in this case, tequila makes HIS clothes fall off!
goldfishgod 20
Did that lizard in your picture really come out of your cat's ass?
dougiewhale 6
It's not a lizard!! It's a gecko!!
Hockeyboy4280 18
We all tend to do dumb shit when we're ****** up.
gracehi 33
At least he didn't kidnap Mike Tyson's tiger.
swankmrpancake 8
How could he have when someone already stole his tiger and is currently holding it for ransom. On a side note anyone have a bomb cellar to hide something big like a tiger?
LowLives 9
Not a very good guard tiger if everyone can steal it so easily is it? Gosh!
challan 19
not all of us! I tend to solve all of the problems of the world while intoxicated... I think... perhaps... maybe not. ****, I do dumb shit too.
sens3sfailing 25
That's funny, that's really funny! Well, not really funny, but it was pretty funny.
Dixbfloppin 11
I can't say you don't deserve it, but at the same time I don't think I can blame you since you were intoxicated. Still, it's more of a YDI than an FYL.
onlychildFTW 34
YDI for drinking that much with the father-in-law around.
TheArchAngel 8
The question is.... did he like it? 'Cuz that'd be damn creepy.
lonkite101 14
Judging by how he worded it, plus since it was FML, I'd say no. But, you never know, he mightve wanted more :3
beccaishereyay 11
It's okay. I don't like wearing clothes when I'm drunk either haha.
johnnyhye 1
Mind if I get drunk with you?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't like wearing clothes at all. WHOOO!! Which is cool, cause I'm a chipmunk.
stfu_bam 5
You're only 14.....
beccaishereyay 11
59 - Haha sorry I'm not looking to go to jail.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Come on guys. He just wants to see some real life boobies so he can brag to his buddies during Spongebob.
Barr3lR0ll 9
but I however am not 14.
ajeppsen 25
SqeakyChipmunk please for your own good shut up
esines 9
I have a feeling you're always the **** of the party...
zachherbert 10
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, take off clothes... Wait, that's not right.
Meme1988 18
You are stupid!
lonkite101 14
I love how such a simple comment can be thumbed up more then others. God bless America!
Trisha_aus 15
Yeah..because only Americans use FML.
momolee 4
What does America got to do with it?