Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
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_Noon_ 0
FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
CDS09 0
This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.
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100rachael100 0
Except the only speaking spanish man was very lucky that the person at the front desk spoke fluent spanish to be told about the 16 year old that molested him. ... ? Fail...
nomo_fml 0
How does that even make sense? A 16 year old molesting a 30 year old? And yet that somehow sounds more believable than a 30 year old hitting on a 16 year old. Right....
Rishy 0
He obviously doesn't care for anyone.
ShinyMarker 0
That's Mexicans for ya.
lambiee 0
actually, the age of consent varies. in my state it's 16. don't be so close-minded.
irokyoursox 6
try and control your emotions next time
hateevryone 15
that's why i cant stand their asses. so ignorant. they need to take their ass back across the border
meatchainer 10
Both #89 and #96 disgust me. How dare you speak about an entire race of people like that? #96, if anyone is ignorant, you are. If you would stop being so close-minded, you might realize that not EVERY Spaniard is the same; not EVERY American is the same. It goes for any nationality. People are people. Stop being such bigots.
newburton13 26
In what world to men like that think it's appropriate to hit on a child?
juerg 4
How did you know he was hitting on you if he only spoke spanish
JamieLT 22
Ok- people agree that it was a miscommunication. But they still were idiots for 'thinking' she could do that to a guy.