Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
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_Noon_ 0
FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
CDS09 0
This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.
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whatsmccraken 0
I agree, FML's are here for our entertainment. For us to take some time off our hectic day to read some funny STORIES. I stress...stories. Now people have to ruin it by looking for some kind of validity which each and every FML. Of course 99% of them are fake...everyone knows that! We can just say if they are funny, stupid, YDI, FYL, plausible, or totally unbelievable. If you want to see real FML's, I suggest you go google war, poverty, and other real life events. For now let's just enjoy these STORIES. And...SPELL CHECK...use it!
DanizzleXFoSho 6
you're my new hero.
computerpete 3
If this guy claims you molested him in the locker room, surely other men would have noticed a 16 year old girl in the men's locker room. Your boss obviously didn't care enough to check out this guy's story - what a jerk he is. I hope you told your boss what really happened. For that matter, I hope you also told everyone within earshot, especially if the guy who accused you was around.
free2rhyme 0
they did it to michael jackson too, I hope that you find a better other job
Crickets 0
How does a 16 yr old molest a 30 yr old O.o
Crickets 0
You fail. Spell ****** fail right, jeez
gothymama 0
Yikes. I agree with a lot of the others... how could a 16 year old molest a 30 year old... and I was FYL vote number 11111... how cool is that?
itsjha 0
Yeah, why is a 16 year old girl in the guys locker room? Other men, I'm sure are in there. AND WHY THE **** WOULD SHE GO FOR A 30 YEAR OLD MAN. she would go for someone more attractive.
eatmynuggets 0
this is bull.
alexgisforme3 0
LMFAOOOOOOO
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
That is awesome.