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foreveralone Torbay, New Zealand

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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...there's always more fish in the sea, right?

So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?

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I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to wife noor?

I am a firm believer that everyone has their time. Some come later then others

mvc3ftw 17

what about those who don't come at all? ba dum tss!

Did you go out on a date?

Someone way better is down the road, OP

For all you know, OP, he can be stuck in a tree or something, go find him!

aron666 25

I know that feel.

1 year isn't so bad

you can't sit around waiting for someone....get out there and be proactive

RedPillSucks 33

What does acne medicine have to do with this? OOPS Didn't see you weren't from the states.

mvc3ftw 17

It's because ezio will assassinate any potential husbands

Welcome to the club. We will all find someone one day.