Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Mixed signals
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Say my name, say my name
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
Catkam623 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?
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Comments (92)
shan88 14
I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to wife noor?
jrod9327 17
I am a firm believer that everyone has their time. Some come later then others
mvc3ftw 17
what about those who don't come at all? ba dum tss!
worldclassrager 41
Did you go out on a date?
Joshido 17
Someone way better is down the road, OP
OneGirlTwoCups 13
For all you know, OP, he can be stuck in a tree or something, go find him!
aron666 25
I know that feel.
somecoolperson1 2
1 year isn't so bad
breakinlegs 19
you can't sit around waiting for someone....get out there and be proactive
RedPillSucks 33
What does acne medicine have to do with this? OOPS Didn't see you weren't from the states.
dangousity 21
Damn
mvc3ftw 17
It's because ezio will assassinate any potential husbands
LesAnn89 3
Welcome to the club. We will all find someone one day.