foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say my name, say my name
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Top comments
yoimtrollin 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
Catkam623 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?
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Comments (92)
venom2421 10
Wow, a whole year. Bitch I'm 15 years single! Aww poop.
DJisHere11 19
Awww you poor thing... Would you like my number? Haha, I'm sorry that was mean and insensitive.
fallslikedominos 10
Damn. Well there's always eharmony
rich443 22
yay I messed up the 69
ermagherdaturdis 26
Ah, another person that's forever alone. ❤
shan88 14
Hmm well if I was a male or into women or single, I would wife you. Who doesn't want someone with a sense of humour!!! (By the way it's not spelt wrong, I'm an Aussie)
jw90 18
I feel you man.
Desticles69 13
dont worry being singles funner anyways
BaraSkit07 12
That's only true if you're with someone you don't love. Or if you are an extreme introvert.
Jjimen1654 9
Hey now, being single isnt a bad thing. Just enjoy it.
interesting33 37
Apparently the more you talk about someone - the more you fall in love with them (not sure how true this is) - so you could really irritate this guy on purpose.. and then he'll complain about you and you are in! :P
SilencioIsTheKey 12
That's so women's magazine like.