foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say my name, say my name
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
Catkam623 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?
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Comments (92)
CrissyyyS2 22
What? Lets not let you be single for 22. *wink* No ****.
DOUGHBOYJR13 3
Sounds like some thing that would happen to me
CrissyyyS2 22
A year and you're already making a FML. I wonder what happens when you're single for more than 2 years.
Dracoboxer357 36
18- Online dating to the Adult sites. ;p
Ambient25 25
Palmela Handerson doesn't care what sites you visit
EpicSquishii 21
I feel for you OP. My mustache has been the only thing to keep me warm almost my whole life :(
RedPillSucks 33
Pervy Sage can change that.
Ambient25 25
and here I thought it was just her hairy arms...
dangousity 21
Lol....
DocBastard 40
It makes me sad when people complain about being single. What's wrong with being single? No one to answer to, you can sleep with whomever you choose, you can leave your house a mess if you want. What could be better than that?
ILoveMyArm 15
Having someone who loves you. :(
Vlortch_fml 6
True, but usually people who complain about being single can't sleep with whomever they choose. See the problem ?
AGB10 19
Maybe you can try doing the asking instead next time ;)
joyce71 5
ouch that hurts don't worry your night in shinning armour will find you one day
missrebecca3 8
knight* don't think the nighttime is going to come save her anytime soon oops
Dracoboxer357 36
2- (cries for you!) ;P By choice is a little different, I would think. ;)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
girls are quick to say looks don't matter, is about personality what a lie,, looks matter no matter what sex
Bluekaren16 19
Personality > looks though. I'm not going to say looks don't completely matter but at the end of the day it's the personality that makes a person stay with them. If it was all about looks then it would be all physical all the time. Personality has to mesh with each other in order for the other person to stay.
love_me_electric 20
Depends if you're looking for a one night stand or a relationship. Looks are more important for the former, personality is more important for the latter.
Catkam623 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?