foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
jadalaheart
Citrus Heights, United States
Distant love
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say my name, say my name
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
Catkam623 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?
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Comments (92)
Trisha_aus 15
Noor you can't say that while I'm here..you've been my girl crush for over a year now
Erery 16
FML within an FML.
SilencioIsTheKey 12
If it was someone you know, you shouldn't feel down unless you were crushing on them. And if it was a random number.. " Hey, want to go out for an ice cream cone? " " Sure! Where do you want to meet? " " Uh.. There is only one ice cream store in town :) " " Huh? You're not in New York? " " '..Gretchen? This is Sam. Is this you? " " No.. This is Lisa. " " Oh! I'm sorry. Then goodbye. " " DON'T LEAVE ME, SAM! "
reaxion 25
If I were you, I would get my gear on, get made up and go shark huntin'... Go get the man you want. It's not unusual these days for a woman to approach a man and initiate things. After all, that's what equality's all about.
SpotDog 11
Indeed. My biggest disappointment with Feminism or Women's Lib (or whatever label you wish to use) is that generally women still expect the men to make the first move - yet men have learnt respect (well, a lot have) and don't want to come across as a creep hitting on single gals. Get out there and mingle!
bbpgrs 7
a year is not even long...
VampireBiter 7
Well there's your problem, you live in New Zealand land.
debie_fml 14
i bet he did cough! cough!
jcrb 11
call me
rebellionwars 11
I've been single for 17 years, get over it and stop whining.
Mabonga 12
call him back