Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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Comments (239)
HamIsGood1234 0
Screw them! I bet you're really pretty! & why were they selling towels..?
theguy33 1
You just have to ignore people like that.
erkaka1367 0
I'm sorry:/ there just jerks, ignore them and be proud of how you look
shanster 3
they were just looking out for you, see they gave you advice! perhaps you should take it.
erkaka1367 0
Wow that is really rude.
PrincessesCrown 17
Hey, look you're a jerk too just like 5!
Yellow_Fish79 11
Take one and strangle them with it!
yumsugarr 8
Well, I bet you looked pretty anyway(:
mrahhhhh 21
IN COMIC BOOK GUY VOICE: Worst. Slogan. Ever.
JenDanielle917 13
Comics now have speakers? That's some amazing stuff right there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#30 doesn't get simpson's references.
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
#30 it said comic book GUY voice. not comic book voice...learn how to read!
suchameanguy88 0
HAHAHA FYL LMFAO
Supascruggs 1
Wow 26 assholes put YDI.
Coolguyt2 0
451 assholes now
christyxbee 15
What the... Who sells towels at school?
christyxbee 15
Agreed. If they are still in high school, you can bet that most men won't realize the true, whole beauty of a woman until much later in life unfortunately!
christyxbee 15
That was to 26, stupid iPhone -_-
nero9112 4
At universities is common for people to setup tables on sidewalks all over campus. They usually promote events or sell things.