Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
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Jimboom 12
Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI
ParaplegicPony 0
I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.
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Comments (60)
SenGaeriel 3
WTf are you giving some creepy guy on the bus your phone number? YDI.
enough4 0
Rather than restating the obvious, I'll just say that it's amusing that here's yet another girl who pines for a guy she can't have instead of one who writes her poetry.
saunder 0
ex is gone, new romantic lover is here.. whats the problem? i mean u even gave him ur number..
wolfpackchick10 0
I was getting on here to mention that YDI because you gave him your number...but I feel like that's already been mentioned? Haha
CreepyStalker 0
You know, it's possible he got her number from a different means, called and left a voicemail, thus allowing her to determine the nature of the number. Just saying, you know, in her defense.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Based on your account name it makes sense why you would defend her.
perdix 31
I'm sure there is going to be an FML soon from the guy you have been stalking. Today, this creepy girl I met on the bus in October keeps insisting I'm her boyfriend (*gag* vomit!). She ought to go out with that equally disgusting poet who also lurks on the bus. **** their ugly lives!
fobchick 0
You know I don't speak Spanish, in English please!
Rayn4u_fml 0
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Hey I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. That's amazing.
peroxideprincess 0
I don't get it...you call the dude a creeper but you were excited when you saw the missed call? and how the hell did he get your number? O_o
myfriend_youfail 3
A lot of phones only display that there was a missed call, but don't show the phone number. She could have thought it was her ex, but then listened to her voicemail or looked up the details of the call and found out it was the creepy bus guy. I've gotten that several times...I miss a call and when I first check my phone I get all excited that it's someone I've been wanting to talk to..and then it turns out to be the collection agency, after my hospital bills again. >_< And unless she gave him her number, I'd say she has a stalker on her hands. Restraining order, OP. Get one. Now.
peroxideprincess 0
oooh..i see.
n0ted 0
awww babe, i hope you get to sort things out with the ex-bf. But don't get your hopes up. I feel you though. (not abt the creep, i hope you did not give him your no. to begin with)
Batman4890 0
**** ur bf! this guy obv likes u better! u shud go for the creep!