Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
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Jimboom 12
Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI
ParaplegicPony 0
I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.
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Jimboom 12
Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI
ParaplegicPony 0
I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.
neonokku 0
ew
redbluegreen 41
If the poems are similar to the lyrics of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, you can be worried. He could very well be nice though. An ex is an ex for a reason, and everyone can seem creepy the first time. You can always change your number though. However, giving random strangers you meet on the bus your number isn't the brightest idea.
st0815 9
Yep, stick with giving your number to random strangers you meet in a bar while being drunk. That's the only safe way to get laid. Also keep in mind that two out of three people you meet are serial killers, so you should go through life being constantly worried.
Veritas143 0
Did you know that people are born with aids.. the only cure is to get married and then they dont have it anymore. It's science you wouldn't understand
Alldreeezy 3
sucks failure!!!
redbluegreen 41
-tries to resist making joke about guys spying from your bushes- -fails- Plexico is missed.
waterynuggets 0
Yeah, what the shit happened to Plexico?
Intellectualist 0
Clingy and posessive, in it's finest form. He's an ex, you shouldn't be willing to talk, he's probably a buttmunch.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Probably his bullsh*t finally grew too old and someone banned him. He had it coming all along, and it's good riddance really. FML has been more pleasant since he disappeared.
baby_gurl2405 0
so u met him on the bus u say..... then how the hell did he get ur mobile number? and how is he sending u this poetry? to ur door? i think's ye got a stalker...
Reality_bites 14
How did he get your number?
Jimboom 12
The fact she knew who the number was just from a missed call seems to suggest they swapped mobile phone numbers during that bus ride all that time ago.
pegasus77 0
Your ex could have hired him or something? Unlikely since they on the bus, few people can pull that off. But thats just shitty.
EMR_fml 0
The fact that you still want to talk to your ex-boyfriend makes you seem creepier than the guy calling you.
lostfaithinpppl 19
#10, thank you! The words of wisdom. YDI!!!
pshnoway 0
That's so true. He's probably completely moved on now and wants nothing to do with you. YDI for being a creep.
Hell_Spawn 0
that made me laugh more than the actual FML
Jack_Ryan 0
creepy enough to give him your number.