Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI
ParaplegicPony 0
I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.
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Comments (60)
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
YDI if you gave him your #
capricaz 0
uhhhhh that's why you make up a number duh! Who gives real numbers to creeps anyway?
dOrklOve 0
He Probably Watches You While You Take Showers xP.!
EveryDayJackAss 0
well at least no one is gonna die here........but that will eventually come at one point or another, hell, talk about love at first sight. Either that or he fails at life.
xoxcami18xox 0
thats creepy
DReamBig24 0
why would you give him your number then...?
webber628 0
well if they broke up with her I understand because you can't just stop loving someone in an instant and if they want to talk it over and fix the problem , that is not creepy
jbchica 7
Why on earth would you give him your phone number??? YDI unless of course he stalked you and that's how he got it..but that doesn't seem very likely considering he's just some guy that you met on the bus and he stalks you and writes you love poems..he probably doesnt have the ability to track down your number.
kb021 18
...and he has your number how???
imazaari 12
What is the deal with girls pining after their ex's forever? As someone else said, they're an ex for a reason.