Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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Top comments
Drifting 21
I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol
Zimmington 21
You need to work on that gag reflex
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Comments (90)
cottoncandymango 17
YDI for actually listening to him. Should've grabbed his dick instead.
TheDrifter 24
But choking on his Dick in public might have caused a far bigger commotion than the corndog.
Mr_Loudmouth 9
It sure would have made for a better scene
timelessone 16
Wowzers! just go straight to business, you can be my gf ;)
Calingaladha 21
Maybe the coating was more than you could handle. Should have taken it raw dog.
xRezSynn 15
Why would you do that
smc3106 25
Well, you, atleast get an A for effort, I guess.... Lol
Faiths28 12
Spitters are quitters.
rotcgirl101 7
Shoulda had a gag reflex haha
betty_white 12
she triggered her gag reflex by "going deeper" and that's why she threw up
Chigal88 16
If you wanna get good you need to know your limits, but practice practice practice.
MisterEx 28
Didn't they teach you not to play with your food, OP?
SuperPandaSwagg 10
I bet that gave him a very awkward boner.
Brilliant66star 17
A joke is a joke, but some people just don't know when to stop. YDI.