Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Alcohol giveth, and alcohol taketh away.
DocBastard 40
As soon as I saw "drunk at a party", I hit YDI. If you can't control yourself to the point where you let loose at the mouth and then make out with random people, you shouldn't be drinking. Who knows what your alcohol-saturated brain will allow you to do next.
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Comments (86)
spikekutter 9
dont worry, if she could actually understand you confessing to her while your drunk then that probably means that she was drunk too so she probably doesnt remember everything that went down so if she does i would apologize and try confessing again..
taka805 10
Me and my boys have a saying, "handle your s#!t"... Sounds like you didn't.
afropuffjake 9
If she said she didn't like you or the two girls were wearing similar outfits then I understand (somewhat) Otherwise YDI.
Bright_Lights 14
YDI for getting drunk.
buckdharma 38
Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a Sprite cause Sprite is tasty, and it helped me to invent... my life
kayaker83 4
Not if you're blacked out
dan_in_wi 12
sounds like your confession failed miserably. nice work on the rebound
kemando 22
"oh, woe is me, I made out with a girl". Suck it up...
butterflyz1961 2
That's ok. You get a free pass on this one because you were drunk.
SillyGirl4602 23
I don't think being drunk is an excuse for anything.
S4ssyK4t 18
Obviously didn't love the first girl as much as you thought then, hey?