Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
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Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
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Felifulify 4
Sounds like the beginning of one of those horror movies...
acidkitten 14
It's 9pm and OP is happily following his sat nav, excited about the concert tonight. The sat nav flashes-"You have reached your destination." OP pulls in, but all he sees is an abandoned warehouse. "That's funny...." OP decides to get out of the car anyway, to see if he can get an idea of where he is. The full moon is in the sky, and the night is eerily silent. He walks over to the warehouse to see if anyone is nearby. "Hello?" he calls out. The echo bounces off the old brick structure. Suddenly he hears breathing over his shoulder. OP whirls around but there is nobody there. OP walks back to his car hurriedly, convincing himself that it's just his mind playing tricks. Suddenly he feels a hand on his shoulder and a menacing whisper. "You're not going anywhere..."
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Comments (104)
JessieLoren 5
GPS can be so awful sometimes. I remember when I would travel with my grandma and she would yell " that stupid bitch is trying to get us lost" over and over again lol.
laurakatejones 7
Did you get there in the end?
elletex 8
Yeah, not creepy at all. Sounds like something GLaDOS would do if she were a GPS.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
It seems like GPS's are prone to this sort of thing. I was using one to guide me to a concert venue last year and instead it directed me to a naval weapons station. The station was also one the opposite side of the city to top it all off. I hope you were able to find your way to the real venue OP!
xpaulatanx 10
Serves you right for not using Google to research the venue beforehand. SMH
PYLrulz 17
That is why I ALWAYS read maps before I go to a place I haven't been before. That way, if something doesn't look right, I can go back to the map, and figure out what I did wrong
jjmiller1001 17
Sounds like user error
challan 19
I believe that your GPS is a serial killer. F your life... it's over!
zuzupetalsYO 11
Are you sure that that concert wasn't a Rave?
blueknight1st 26
I'm sorry to say this but that was your fault for not keeping your GPS updated.