Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML
Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, on my first day driving a hearse, I took a wrong turn and of course every car behind followed me. Out of pure habit I had turned right into the main street as though I was driving home, when I should've turned left. At least my wife got to see me from the window as I drove past the house. FML
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rangermedic77 5
Lost: the fml series
Greeneyes41 1
Shouldn't your friend have called you once they realized you were not 1.) behind them, and 2.) at their house?
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Comments (78)
RuCheezBurger 10
Good luck finding a GPS. Or just use your phone to call for directions, or something.
tellithowitis 13
Yes, obviously you have your iphone, so just pull up a map. Or just ask someone.
gojira666 7
You went a full hour before noticing.....YDI
Keyman1212 14
Why are you assuming OP has an iPhone?
Mipz 2
17, cuz OP is on FML, and the gas station probably doesn't have a public computer.
zombicidal 11
I'm on an android but its probably okay to assume she has a smart phone
Keyman1212 14
You must be retarded if you think OP was like "gee I'm lost, well, better post to FML!" I would also assume most people who post FML's do so at their computer after the event has happened. Like that one about the lady having to pee with her wedding dress on? Do you think her first thought, moments before she was getting married was "damn I gotta post this on FML! While I'm peeing on myself!!" I doubt it.
n_epic_fail 14
HEY! At least the random person you were fallowing didn't chase you with a bat because they thought you were a stalker....
amayasoma 19
Why'd 23 get moderate? O.o
rangermedic77 5
Lost: the fml series
VorpikeII 17
On the next episode, can Gayboii make it to staples and buy his pens before it's too late?
AshleighNason 24
fail
chester75 5
Win :)
iam_yummylicious 12
The penis mightier than the sword?
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
I wonder what the other car thought
liabear 4
Lol so you're not the kind of driver whose car I could jump into and say "follow that car!"
RecklessJellyBea 7
Most phones nowadays come with some sort of GPS, so try using that or calling your friend for directions. Hopefully you're not a long way off.
KiddNYC1O 22
1) Get current address. 2) Call friend for house address. 3) Mapquest!
Toowoo 3
Lol I guess it's about time to call your friend then & at lease your at a gas station
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OPs car doesn't have GPS obliviously bc he/she would use it
Muwahaha_fml 4
Atleast*
voiceofreason2 0
At least.
13FMYLIFE 0
Creeper car behind me... maybe I'll just pull into this gas station... Oh, wrong car? well doesn't that suck to be you! and dont you have a thing called a cellphone?
SkrillexXD 6
I'm suprised the car you were following didn't call the police on you for stalking...
Muwahaha_fml 4
How's it stalking? Lots of people happen to follow me on the highway. Are they stalking me? Also, it's not a crime in all states
SkrillexXD 6
I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty freaked if the same car had been following me for a whole hour..
Reapel 0
They were probably right behind them too to make sure they didn't lose them.. Yeah I'd be creeped out.
Greeneyes41 1
Shouldn't your friend have called you once they realized you were not 1.) behind them, and 2.) at their house?
Devoo 7
Don't you have a cell phone?
rexgar2000 10
that happened to me a long time ago... I felt so stupid I didn't call my friend cause of the embarrassment so I found my way to his house.
GuessWhatKids 13
Well you're clearly a loser.
kittykat1497 7
Well you're clearly an asshole.
ashtonkay 7
Hmm I wonder what's taking him so long.. Well maybe he stopped for a.... Nap?