Today, I learned that the super cute guy I've been dating for the last 4 weeks is a total gross slob. His house was like a garbage skip, literally ankle deep in garbage, pizza boxes, old crud, and filth. It stank of cat urine and there was poop residue in his toilet bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent four hours cleaning my apartment. Two minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Details like that don’t matter when urine love.
DianaRawrz 13
Well, time to dump him.
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Comments (30)
DianaRawrz 13
Well, time to dump him.
PenguinPal3017 19
Sounds like he's already "dumped" himself.
zuckerburg 21
Why is THIS a solution? Why can't she use the mouth on her to gargle some words with him in conversation to ask him to clean up his act or get a maid if he is too busy being super cute? Why is dumping him an immediate and final solution?
withered 30
Because people rarely change, especially for others. And I would not want to be near a person that lacks basic hygiene and definitely wouldn't want to be romantically/sexually involved with someone like that. Dump him is also the answer because OP is probably looking for a partner, not a filthy child to clean after.
RichardPencil 32
I heard no mention of an actual cat. Perhaps the source of the urine smell was a different species?
RichardPencil 32
Details like that don’t matter when urine love.
cheesebond 29
I hope he has a cat because that “cat urine” smell can mean he’s smoking meth inside the house. Regardless it’s time to leave.
devi_916 39
Is his name Michael?
chris_lillo 15
You would think he would at least attempt to somewhat clean up for his own girlfriend.
Rabite 28
Maybe he did?
ThatGuy9679 13
I shudder at the thought
Davros 12
maybe that's just where he takes girls to see if they stick around because he is actually a billionaire. and maybe that turd residue was left by you.
Chazzster 32
Dump him and avoid him, never look back.
TheMean1 6
Goes to show that no one is perfect. Just saying.
Kaili McCoy 6
At least he’s potty trained...