Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML
Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left ribcage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with Lyme disease. My whole family thought it would be hilarious to call it, "Lame disease." FML
Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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Welshite 40
Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.
askullnamedbilly 33
Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!
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Comments (92)
j_lee_b 14
good luck at your competition, op! & don't worry about the lactation; embrace it!
igg125 30
Starting selling your breast milk. Women who can't produce will pay good money.
sunflower_seal 17
I'm sure there is a medication to balance out your hormones, may take awhile but you can be back to normal.
SDLBW 7
This is Bob, Bob has bitch ****...
diego92 13
It's better than being an "accident". If you know what I mean..
creepyclowntown 10
You should be able to take medicine,I had to because I was unable to breast feed so I never lactate to begin with due to medicine
914smv 18
hope you still win!!
fabs1171 23
Pituitary tumour? I feel for you dude
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Well, Ive always wanted to milk a man... U gotta bucket?
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard