Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
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imlaughingatyou 0
that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?
cthulhu1138 1
I hear locking the door works wonders.
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stephfml 0
whoever is saying "why would you curl your eyelashes" or "thats what you get for wearing makeup" is an IDIOT!!! I don't know a women who doesn't wear makeup, and if it's a guy saying it...every hot girl you've ever seen is probably wearing makeup. In fact, if you've ever thought a girl had great eyes or noticed her beautiful eyelashes it's probably because she curled them to make them look that way and to enhance her eyes. So **** all of you i feel awful for the poster!
priapulida 0
eyelashes do grow back but just take a while. sorry that happened to you! it's actually one of my biggest fears.
beardsnbicycles7 0
eyelashes don't grow back, actually.
Talenie 0
..........ouchhh
magoo_fml 0
#51 has a shallow sense of reality...... like most of the people on here. make up doesn't make the female, they are already there, sude in some cases it makes a difference, but id rather see more girls without make up then the girls I see these days with 2 inches of whale shit on their face no knowing what they look like....beauty is more than money can buy at a make up counter...... the sooner women undertsand this, the better the world would be...stop reading those stupid magazines. half the shit they say in there is bullshit anyways..... sorry your brother inadvertently ripped your eye lashes out. I hope you kicked his ass lol
blargity 0
#55 stole what i was a about to comment i keep telling people make up/other crap like that sucks and its unattractive and sometimes causes stress or seems to anyway why would you be count to 5? but i do feel sorry for you ^^
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I, stupidly, cut my eyelashes off in like... third grade or something. So yeah... I haven't had eyelashes since I was about... seven or eight. But I also have a habit of constantly rubbing them so that doesn't help. You should probably kick your brother's ass or something. That was uncalled for.
ericasaysx 0
i hate to tell you this but... my aunts eyelashes got ripped out in a car accident many years ago they never grew back.
silasx 0
oooh sweetey! eyelashes only grow back if you cut them off, if theyve been ripped out at the base, they dont grow back....
Kgirl2cute 6
That's not true, I've had trichotillomania for twelve years and my eyelashes have grown back every time.
Speedy22 0
aww hun that happened to me too but idk wat they are sayin bout not growin back mine grew back i mean it takes a while but they do grow back lol