Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
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imlaughingatyou 0
that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?
cthulhu1138 1
I hear locking the door works wonders.
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katiesometimes 0
that just sounds impossibly and incredibly painful.
smbxsway 0
That suucks! I hate all the people saying she deserved it for being vain! Are you kidding? Taking a little pride in your appearance doesn't hurt. There's nothing wrong with taking 5 minutes out of your day to put some mascara on or god forbid, curl your lashes too.
eschreib 0
they most certainly grow back after pulling them out. i have experience. so dont listen to the people saying they dont come back
hollyhox 0
I did that same thing too! if you wear eye liner the color of your eye lashes you don't look completely ******.
elizabethluff 0
eye lashes dont grow back lol
TheSexySix 0
Dont freak out...i have had an eyelash issue as well..they grow back..but slowly...and they itch a lot.....in the mean time....eyeliner where they should be growing works....as well as mascara into the roots when they grow a little...good luck hun!
LoftyVenus 0
Dude - just go to walmart and get a pack of faslies. Speaking from experience, Faslies saved me.
rodeo_clown 0
I've been scratched in the eye and had them burned off... They grew back both times within about a month and a half.
lifeisfunny 0
your really ****** because eyelashes never grow back
paige1230 0
NO JOKE- i did this EXACT same thing. and your eyelashes DO GROW BACK. it's a myth that they don't. I freaked out too, cause people told me that. It was worse for me because I was getting ready for school after a morning track practice, and it was the bell over the intercom that made my arm jerk. i ripped all my eyelashes out. I just wore dark eyeliner on that eye until they grew back, and no one really noticed unless i told them my embarrassing story.