Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
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imlaughingatyou 0
that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?
cthulhu1138 1
I hear locking the door works wonders.
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hockeyfanaticx87 0
now i'm afraid to curl my eyelashes...
blairvic 23
Youch! That sucks. But, I gotta say that some people really don't know anything. Eyelashes do grow back. I know because I had Trichotillomania, a form a OCD that caused me to compulsively pick out my eyelashes. I would litterally have only 3 eyelashes sometimes, and no-one noticed at all! Also, sometimes I would wear a dark brown eyeliner where my lashes would be and it worked fine. Eventually, they grew back. They weren't as full and naturally defined, but it doesn't matter. A very small amount of mascara will make you look normal and natural!
boreddoubletears 0
Eyelashes don't always grow back... and that hurts, too. A lot.
Hollister1995 0
ouch, when i read this my eyes burned o,O but anyways, im sorry...that sucks!!
gamerhead 3
I just changed the ur life sucks from 59999 to 60000!!!!
Fuutballer 0
YDI for curling your eye lashes in the first place. Who cares?
exuberancegirl 0
my friend pulled out her eyelashes when she got nervous and pulled them all out. she had to wait forthem tongrow back in... she pulled them all out in 5 grade and they r finally starting to grow back.... and we r freshmen
hazeleyez97 0
I hate to break it to you but eyelashes don't grow back.
KaylieBieber13 0
put fake ones on
HomPuff 2
I heard that it takes a really long time til eyelashes grow back... My sister's friend once cut her eye lashes for fun, she was nine. They finally grow back she's 20 now.