Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
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imlaughingatyou 0
that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?
cthulhu1138 1
I hear locking the door works wonders.
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mpwga 0
wow. to all you retards out there. EYELASHES DO GROW BACK. u guys sound so uneducated. get ur facts straight before you post something completely false, thanks. and sorry about the lashes. sucks like hell.
jordan21_fml 0
Ughhh, that sucks, but on the plus side the DO grow back, around a month or so, I know this because I gained a terrible habbit of pulling out my eyelashes when I was stressed about stuff, I've stopped now, hope all goes well
captainmcawesome 0
I literally screeched 'OUCH!' as I read this out loud. I hope they grow back. And I suggest a lock.
getem 0
did it bleed? you should just wear fake ones theyll look realer lol they grow back fast tho
affa99 0
Actually, eyelashes are the one hair on our body that DONT grow back...
sillygirl0 0
dude they dont grow back :(
ceightlin 0
wear fake ones.
xohkenzieeee 0
okayyyy first, eyelashes do grow backk. so people can stop saying they don't. ahaha this girl hated eyelashed so she'd always pull hers out and they did grow back no matter how many times she pulled them out. and she kept doing it even though it's likee wicked weirddd ahha. and don't worryyy, you'll have them again eventualllyyy. good luckkk ! (: ps, i'd get one of those things that you put on your eyelashes before mascara to help them growww. i can't think of what it's called right nowww. goodd luckkk againnnn !
bokthaku 0
if you feel the need to curl your eyelashes you're a **** and deserve to have that happen
carmel 0
I once ripped the fake eyelashes off my furbie. Accidentally, of course. Also, why not just wear mascara?