Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Top comments
Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
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Comments (126)
redbluegreen 41
Hahaha I play the favorite game all the time, but I certainly don't have extra boyfriends on the side. It's just ridiculous. The fact that he was honest, and the remark even had context though is just hilarious.
natabeast 6
You should tell him that he's your least favorite.
diet_otaku 0
WIN.
kirby1026 0
wow what a jerk. just tell him he's ur least favorite boyfriend.
brittney22xoxo 0
hahha my dad does that to me all the time. he tells him i'm his favorite daughter. and i'm like what?
k4tii 0
Oh my god? My dad does that all the time!! And I'm an only child. "and I'm like what?" too :D
SlyTendencies 1
Oh my god, like you're both obliviously stupid.
seb12992 0
Gee, I wonder if you should breakup with him?
JessTrek 0
I pressed FYL, but depending on how many other girlfriends he had, he was either sneakier than James Bond or you were incredibly blind. I'm going for the latter. Next time, keep your eyes open.
genius_man16 1
That's what my thought was. I mean, jesus, how can people really have multiple girlfriends? The whole spending time with them, keeping them oblivious of each other, etc would seem to be impossible to keep up for very long. Unless as you said the girls were really stupid.
56578 0
Something like this happened to a friend of mine. He would go from one girl to the next throughout the week, using the excuse that he had to work and study for his MCATs for med school. A few weeks into the relationship, he didn't show up when he was supposed to... Turns out he was seeing several different girls, but at the cost of not graduating college on time and getting really poor grades. Obviously, he's not going to med school.
littlegolferboy 4
I hope you stood up and kicked him square in the junk.
Gefangene 0
Exactly what I had in mind.
woahhx 0
...well at least your... his favorite? :| hun; dump his ass.
cramazing 0
THIS IS FAKE
you_there 0
Yea because nobody gets cheated on.
bobo_69_ 0
if u had a ring wit a big ass rock on it, u shud have punched him in the face