Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Top comments
ChurchofFagenism 0
I clicked YDI before I even read the bit about cancer, grow up
Hendy93 0
Way to be a dick.
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Comments (177)
RK5000 0
That's why you shouldn't play games woman.
misslicorice 0
I don't see how she deserved it. Her ex is the one who wouldn't tell her what was going on.
pineapples_fml 5
wow. he couldn't talk to you even when he did attempt to, you were too busy sucking face YDI ****
wafflemonger 0
Yeah, she's definitely a **** for making out with her boyfriend. **** denotes promiscuity. I think "bitch" is the word you're looking for.
geesquared 0
Maybe your personality is that ******, he couldn't trust you about CANCER. Your life is ******.
lastminuteperm 0
What has this world come to where you have to make people feel jealous or get revenge or whatever. It's discusting. YDI
Naheelawhatwhat 0
You didn't know what was going on cuz he didn't tell you. I probably woulda done the same thing too but you still deserved it for being a bitch.
Shyman4ever 0
You're an idiot YDI
alrightyeah 0
I don't think you necessarily deserved this at all. Kissing someone doesn't make a person a ****, and unless you know how this guy broke up with her you can't say she was just an immature bitch. Sounds to me like he must've given a pretty lame excuse. Trying to make someone jealous isn't really a "mature" thing to do but give me a break, like anyone here is genuinely above trying it. Yeah, sucks for him, but not the OP's fault that he didn't tell her. For the most part having trust issues is a personal problem.
alex_vik 1
If I could line up all the people in the world like you and slap all of them, I would.
randomxtremely 0
cancer is terrible. u bean!