Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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ChurchofFagenism 0
I clicked YDI before I even read the bit about cancer, grow up
Hendy93 0
Way to be a dick.
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ChetSteadman 0
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RandomTurtle 0
How could you be so heartless?
qawsed1 0
why are yall so focused on her emotions. its the other guy that could ******* die...im pretty sure its a fhislife on this one...**** her emotions she can get over it. you cant get over cancer.
aquatal 0
just goes to show you how dumb females caN be...gIggIty
bb1_00 0
you are dumb and heartlesss .... you just made ur self look like a **** by doin that ....
motto_fml 0
I'm sorry but thats his fault... if you were in a relationship and he couldn't share something that serious with you than too bad. All in all, I'm sorry about him getting cancer but he did dump you so you're free to do what you want love.
ljh1988 0
totally agree
aaaaa12345_fml 0
you're a mega bitch and deserve to feel bad about that for the rest of your life
underdog16 0
that sucks for you i feel bad for you cause you didnt know and you probably hurt him a little bit you dont deserve it your life is just ******
Canicula_fml 2
I struggle to find the words to say how much i loath all you ******* smart mouth, know it all, hindsight wiseguys who comment on posts like this saying shit like "you're a mega bitch and deserve to feel bad about that for the rest of your life". I'm going to have a damn good stab though. Have you the slightest comprehension about how little contribution you make to the human race when you deign to comment on someone else's **** up, when I'd lay money on the fact that pretty much all of you have done something stupid (i'd almost go so far as to say i'd guarantee it) in the emotional wars of the sexes, jealousy games and such nonsense, yet you swagger on to my monitor and post shit like "How could you be so heartless?" i mean did you even read the ******* post before you mashed your fingers on the keyboard and contributed another line of offal to the internet shit pile? Hell if I'd been dumped and saw my ex standing outside my house while i had a date i'd ignore the shit out of her ass for a while and show off too. OP, while your ex has definately outbid you at the FML tables, i sympathise with you, you must have felt like shit. And don't get me started on "Ur a hoe", Grammar, spelling, textspeak. The literal sentence suggesting that an ancient middle eastern city is in fact a gardening implement makes me want to break the man's fingers or keyboard, whichever is likely to last longer. This just to save myself the pain of having my low expectations of the human race further dropped by such illiteracy.
RyleaLuvsDinos 0
I couldn't have said it better myself at all. Really though people, it's not like she KNEW he had cancer in the first place. Honestly I would have done the same thing. Most of you people would have done it too! It's not like she had sex in front of him! Plus he dumped her which must have left her with a lof of mixed feelings.
666HailSatan666 0
It's still immature to do such an action regardless of how they feel emotionally. Then again, she is probably a teenager of this pathetic, ****** up generation. Oh, and you should go and take a look in the ******* mirror since I can see a lot of spelling and grammatical errors you stupid nutter. And who are you to question the human race! "I'd been dumped and saw my ex standing outside my house while i had a date i'd ignore the shit out of her ass for a while and show off too.". ROFL, you stupid little ******.
FoundManyLemons 0
It wouldn't matter if he had cancer or not, YDI for being a passive-aggressive ****. Be an adult. Even if you aren't yet (you sound 14-16ish) just try.