Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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ICastillo 25
You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.
amillionbucks 5
I thought he was gonna put something else on you when you said you bent over...
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Comments (163)
killerofbabies 4
Being a hooker is a hell of a job
CandyV 4
So true. Unless people do the type of job that op and I do no one can understand they type I stuff we have to deal with. Especially if the client is aggressive.
donut_gurl 8
I don't really wanna say YDI because that's nasty and no one really deserves it but at the same time, why would you put it on the bed rather than throw it directly in the garbage?
Catkam623 27
Too late I already did eat lunch
jeffreybean 3
No no F-ing way id be done but not until I threw up on that person a couple times and then smacked them with their own diaper... I know they're handicapped but everyone knows that's wrong
cristy91 33
You're trying too hard to be controversial, it seems.
PhishloverA 14
Hahaha you're a sh** head OP. why did I think you were talking about an old person at first? Maybe because you used the word "client"
False_Stupidity 42
Hope you have had a Hep shot.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Why would you put the dirty diaper on the bed? That's just unsanitary, trash cans exist for a reason!
_W00H00_ 6
What a shitty day.
lizlala 15
actually, some places require you to say "client" instead of patient... because apparently saying patient is degrading just like diaper. If you say patient, it means the person is sick or that there's something wrong with them, but many of them are perfectly fine and can do most things on they're own...